holybuds.net
scanned 2026-10-13 20:11 UTC · defs 2026.09 · monitored · uncalibrated beta
category overview
the breakdown
0 of 27 patterns flagged✓ clean, no tells in this category.
✓ clean, no tells in this category.
✓ clean, no tells in this category.
✓ clean, no tells in this category.
✓ clean, no tells in this category.
the four axes
Slop score · lower is better · system & AEO · higher is better · uncalibrated beta
design slop · Slop score · lower is better
withheld
opt-in required (uncalibrated beta)
copy slop · Slop score · lower is better
not run
system · DESIGN.md · higher is better
none
no DESIGN.md
AEO · agent-readable · higher is better
not run
probe live below
system & aeo detail
system · DESIGN.md drift
No DESIGN.md declared. Add a design system file to track drift between redesigns.
AEO · agent-readable
Page is reachable over HTTP (HTML 2xx)+10
Edge/WAF allows automated retrieval without challenge or block+20
robots.txt permits AI search & citation crawlers (RFC 9309)+20
Page is indexable (no global noindex directive)+12
Snippet & preview controls permit quoting across Google, Bing, and Apple+8
Server-rendered HTML contains primary page prose without JS+15
Validated Markdown twin served via negotiation or .md route+6
HTML advertises a valid Markdown twin (Link rel=alternate)+3
Valid /llms.txt published at site root (H1 + links, non-HTML)+2
Negotiated responses send Vary: Accept+4
No prompt injection, hidden instructions, or AI manipulation links+0
Interactive controls have accessible names and no blocking overlays+0
Agent discovery endpoints (ARD, Agentmap, A2A agent-card, WebMCP)+0
Machine-readable AI usage preferences (AIPREF Content-Usage, Content-Signal, TDMRep)+0
Publication and modification dates are valid and consistent across signals+0
JSON-LD structured data parses cleanly and matches visible text+0
Eight checks, weighted to 100. Evaluated live per scan. Run a fresh scan to see pass/fail.
competitive analytics
cleanliness radar
— you--- rank avg
slop distribution
6,464 scans across 10 bands
You've seen the score. Now fix it.
Nothing to fix — 0 default-template patterns triggered.
embed the live badge · uncalibrated beta
[](https://slop-detect.com/score/holybuds.net)live · re-scans periodically
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monitoring
Keep holybuds.net on-system between redesigns.
Join the waitlist: the baseline is recorded now, and daily re-scans with regression and design-drift emails switch on at launch. Scanning stays free; this remembers a domain over time.
double opt-in · free during validation · engine stays MIT & free forever · pricing · privacy